Wednesday, February 10, 2010

All That And A Box Of Raisin Bran

I'm starting to wonder if I'm going to explode. How can I possibly be eating 27 times a day and have no by-product to show for it? I mean, I know we have twins but come ON! They are an inch long right now. They can't possibly be using every last little drop of food I eat.

I swear I haven't had a decent BM since the Reagan administration.

Lucky for me I made the most amazing discovery this morning. The Food Of The Gods: Raisin Bran.

I didn't eat it because I thought it would help - I just sounded good. I ate two of those little sample sized boxes for breakfast this morning and around 11:30 I was rewarded for my efforts.

Is this really a big deal? Hell yes. When you're pregnant and you eat all day every day having a regular BM is a spectacular event. I firmly believe that pregnancy-related constipation is a direct proponent of morning sickness. It stands to reason, doesn't it? Think of it like a clogged pipe. If your sewer line is clogged then everything you try to put down it will back up.

Raisin Bran is now at the top of the food chain.

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